Thursday, December 4, 2008

Express Yourself: Radical Lace & Subversive Knitting

America Won't Stand for Subversive Knitting
The Colbert Report Mon - Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c
Nailed 'Em - Radical Knitting

The border patrol prevented a radical American artist who works in the medium of string from returning home. Sure, it sounds harsh and doesn't follow that "free speech" thing we've heard about, but do you realize she covered tanks, guns, chainsaws and SUVs in her frilly knitting? She might as well just come out and say it: good ole' boys are gay. Hey Missy! Knit us a river! There's still 46 days still left in the Bush administration, which means you could be on your way to Guantanamo for your treasonous art projects! Now shut up and make us a sweater!

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