One of my anger replacement haikus

the boy suggested i write a haikus whenever i get angry. i've written 7 so far today. yes i have anger issues lol. here's my favorite so far...

short man annoys me
i would like to squish his head
the narcissist lives

the funny things is that this is actually working. it's a great stress reliever, who knew? one problem i'm having is with syllables. some words could go either way. i need to do some haiku research it seems...